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so do i, and so shall you.

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THE NEGEV PRAYER

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THE NEGEV BIBLE

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COMMANDMENTS OF THE NEGEV

1. Spread Negev, not M249.

2. Negev is thy God, thou is a Negev.

3. Every Negev, as every man and woman, is equal.

4. No other guns before Negev.

5. Thou shalt not peek the Negev.

6. Fuck capitalism.

7. Spam A, D, A, D, A, D, A, D.

8. There is only one gender, Negev.

9. Thou shalt not scam another.

10. Mustn't doubt the word of Negev.

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